internetexplorers: *snorts a line of hot chocolate powder*
sunnyjane4: babybehemoth: Anxiety attacks are the worst because sometimes you have no idea why you’re crying or angry and you just think of everything wrong in your life and you can’t control it all you can do is breath in and out and cry it out Still not a fucking anxiety attack! lol
sunnyjane4: babybehemoth: Anxiety attacks are the worst because sometimes you have no idea why you’re crying or angry and you just think of everything wrong in your life and you can’t control it all you can do is breath in and out and cry it out Still not a fucking anxiety attack! crying for no reason is SURELY a symptom of an anxiety disorder. I know from personal experiences that I start...
andivictoria: andivictoria: this douchebaggy ass woman sitting behind us has been wearing sunglasses all dinner ugh stop nevermind she’s blind
I FEEL LIKE IM GOING TO VOMIT ALL MY EMOTIONS OUT LIKE SOMETIMES I REALLY FEEL GUILTY BUT I DONT KNOW WHY LIKE I WISH PEPLE JUST
petparent: poopflow: do you ever feel like a plastic bag No, I always feel like a Prada bag
indoxyl: i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
partybarackisinthehousetonight: [preschool teacher voice] sticks and stones may break my bones but…. [preschool student voice] chains and whips excite me
americugh: When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has
i got high by myself today and it was kinda sad omg
rabioheab: if you take the letters from “OBAMA” and change them to numbers based on what number that letter is in the alphabet then you get 15 2 1 13 1, which adds up to 32 which is the current age of former backstreet boy nick carter. if that doesn’t scare you, then you don’t know the true meaning of fear.
jonnywanser: lookin to fuckin hold hands you in??
buttlicked: You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.
group project aka U FUCKERS CANT DO SHIT
streetenvy: Twerking birthday card.
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.– Albert Camus (via poetrea)
i get really excited over the small things in life, it’s really nice actually :3
i want a a guy friend that i’m really close with and i’m oblivious to the fact that he’s head over heels for me and whenever we’re in public people would be like “aw you guys are such a perfect couple” and then we’d be like all awkward and fidgety and b like “what? nooooo” and then we start to realise that maybe we would be perfect together and...
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
fuckoff-mondays: When you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time